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Laurania the Amazon Teacher is here.

Laurania speaks in a different accent than the other Amazons, except for her
sister Angelica.  She is quite smart, and can teach you many things that an
Amazon should know.  Her voice is quite lovely, the sign of a good singer.
Laurania is in perfect health.
Laurania is using:
    <Worn on Body> A dark raptor-skin halter
<Worn about Waist> A dark raptor-skin shirt
            <Held> A book of songs.

 [Lv Price ] Item
 [35   47500 ] A book on Amazon History.
 [ 1    9200 ] A recipe book.

• teach

Laurania says 'I will teach you that secrets are a large part of the'
Laurania says 'amazon mystery.  sometimes we reveal our secrets.'
Laurania says 'We will reveal our ages if asked, but not our weight. '
Laurania says 'So just ask us how old we are.'

Laurania says 'Why, i'm only 26 years old.'
Laurania says 'But don't ask me about my weight!'

Laurania says 'What did God say after creating man?'
Laurania says 'I can do better.'
Laurania giggles.

Laurania says 'Why do men like love at first sight?'
Laurania says 'It saves them alot of time!'
Laurania throws back her head and cackles with insane glee!

Laurania says 'A woman of 35 thinks about having children.'
Laurania says 'What does a 35 year old man think about?'
Laurania says 'They think about dating children!'
Laurania sighs loudly.