MOB:Marccoupa

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Marccoupa the Gatherer is here.
This is a rather tall and large amazon.  She has some facial hair, and wide
shoulders.  She is probably the ugliest Amazon on the island, and you wonder
while she hasn't been exiled yet.  Physically, she is the strongest Amazon on
the island, but she cannot be queen for her looks are quite revolting.
Marccoupa is in perfect health.
Marccoupa is using:
    <Worn on Body> A very large tattered halter
<Worn about Waist> A very large tattered skirt
            <Held> A small rusty hammer
 [ 1      99 ] A blueberry.
 [ 1      98 ] A grapefruit.
 [ 1      97 ] A kiwi fruit.
 [ 1      98 ] A pear.
 [ 1      97 ] A ripe banana.
 [ 1      94 ] An apple.
 [ 1      99 ] An orange.
  • teach
Marccoupa says 'Yo, even a dumb amazon like me can figure out the secret'
Marccoupa says 'password.  i figured it out after i talked to all the other'
Marccoupa says 'shopkeepers. '
Marccoupa says 'I am 29 years of age.'
Marccoupa says 'Why do men want to marry virgins?'
Marccoupa says 'They can't stand criticism.'
Marccoupa says 'How was Colonel Sanders a typical male?'
Marccoupa says 'He just cared about legs, breasts, and thighs!'
Marccoupa throws back her head and cackles with insane glee!
Marccoupa says 'Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?'
Marccoupa says 'Just when it gets interesting'
Marccoupa says 'they are finished till next time.'
Marccoupa winks suggestively.